Who is Simone hitting on now?????

I'm sure she screwed Max to get the job. Mi6 has been trailing her like a dog on heat, and now the cameraman caught this on tape... with Brando the show guard.

Guard Fooled - Dumb-ass

There is one great thing working in movies and television - people are blinded by the glamor. We had to film in the docks so the instructions to the guard were: "Under no circumstances let these contestants leave without a full security check". He thought it was Amazing Race. We didn't tell the sucker he was part of a terrorist plot. He would've freaked

Azim from Iran

Just come back from Middle East. Went with Ilsa Jane the EP to check some of the auditions. So i met this guy Azim there. He's from Iran and really keen to be on the show. He wrote a poem for me.

"SAW" - Simone freaks

The TV host thought that maybe she was back on the set of one of the SAW movies. She thinks the contestants are actors---and doesn't realise they are being tortured for real. Max (the producer) said we must keep her in the dark. He doesn't want her to know that we are using real explosions and stuff.

Hot Brando

Hot guy was signed up to manage the security. He kicked some guys off set. He says they were ASIO guys sniffing around trying to get info. He rearranged the once guy's jaw. So don't think they'll be back. But Brando also wants the million dollars. Anyway he's hot.