I've just got a job on a cool TV SERIES looking for the "master-terrorist"

15 Mar 2011

Auditions Today - Hot guys

I'm organising the final auditions (forbidden to say where). We are now down to our last 50 finalists. And there are some seriously HOT sweaty guys in the final. Say no more.  The guy from Japan attacked the judges with his long samurai sword when they laughed at him. But I think he's in the final 10. Go figure.

13 Mar 2011

Dallas visiting from Los Angeles

Met Dallas today. She's Max's assistant - and she's flown in for a few days to sort out details in the prod. office. She's blonde but seriously on the ball, waiting for her turn to take over Max B productions.

3 Mar 2011

I was Sh**ing my pants.

Wow---today I was in the limo with 3 seriously serious people. The judges of the show have been flown in and I have job of escorting them around. Max doesn't want the media to get pics of them and expose them before the show goes to air - so they have to wear balaclavas whenever they are in public. This dumb security guard at the hotel thought they were coming in to do a contract killing, but after they "talked" to the guy---he's so friendly to them now.  Judge MI6 is so cool - He's the real Daniel Craig. The military guy, Miki Miraj - I suggest nobody should mess with him. He rigs his hotel door every night with some alarm trigger thing for when he's asleep. He says there's a $50,000 bounty on his head. Go figure! (I could do with $50K)  And then the Commandante - She's been living in the jungle most of her life, so wears ear plugs all the time because the city is so noisy. I have to shout at her to be heard. That's scary shouting at a rebel fighter.

I filmed them when we were driving in the limo.