Judge Mi6 is James Bond

Judge Mi6 is going to show me his "weapon" tonite. I can't wait.

Guilty as Charged

Okay I admit it. I had sex with Max. Rather he seduced me when we were in the limo on the way to launch season 2. He found a new backer - and so no expense was spared. We put on a party for 100 aspiring terrorists and had all the paparazzi present to launch the next show. Anyway I had deliberately wore a mini skirt for the occasion - to be able to invite a stray hand. Stray strong hands addressing the right places. Anyway - show Max a bit of bare leg---and any commitment, marriage, relationship goes out to the window. And I got a promotin and raise in the process.

I met Sam Today

This Canadian guy (maniac) thinks he's the next Anthony Robbins. What a tool. He won't get more than 15 minutes of the lime light. And he still lives with his mother - and he wants to be a terrorist?

Amanda Jones Hour

Yeeeaaah - we were mentioned on the Amanda Jones Hour. She is so hot and has such great guests. And we got a mention. Check her out.

Who is Simone hitting on now?????

I'm sure she screwed Max to get the job. Mi6 has been trailing her like a dog on heat, and now the cameraman caught this on tape... with Brando the show guard.

Guard Fooled - Dumb-ass

There is one great thing working in movies and television - people are blinded by the glamor. We had to film in the docks so the instructions to the guard were: "Under no circumstances let these contestants leave without a full security check". He thought it was Amazing Race. We didn't tell the sucker he was part of a terrorist plot. He would've freaked

Azim from Iran

Just come back from Middle East. Went with Ilsa Jane the EP to check some of the auditions. So i met this guy Azim there. He's from Iran and really keen to be on the show. He wrote a poem for me.

"SAW" - Simone freaks

The TV host thought that maybe she was back on the set of one of the SAW movies. She thinks the contestants are actors---and doesn't realise they are being tortured for real. Max (the producer) said we must keep her in the dark. He doesn't want her to know that we are using real explosions and stuff.

Hot Brando

Hot guy was signed up to manage the security. He kicked some guys off set. He says they were ASIO guys sniffing around trying to get info. He rearranged the once guy's jaw. So don't think they'll be back. But Brando also wants the million dollars. Anyway he's hot.

Auditions Today - Hot guys

I'm organising the final auditions (forbidden to say where). We are now down to our last 50 finalists. And there are some seriously HOT sweaty guys in the final. Say no more.  The guy from Japan attacked the judges with his long samurai sword when they laughed at him. But I think he's in the final 10. Go figure.

Dallas visiting from Los Angeles

Met Dallas today. She's Max's assistant - and she's flown in for a few days to sort out details in the prod. office. She's blonde but seriously on the ball, waiting for her turn to take over Max B productions.

I was Sh**ing my pants.

Wow---today I was in the limo with 3 seriously serious people. The judges of the show have been flown in and I have job of escorting them around. Max doesn't want the media to get pics of them and expose them before the show goes to air - so they have to wear balaclavas whenever they are in public. This dumb security guard at the hotel thought they were coming in to do a contract killing, but after they "talked" to the guy---he's so friendly to them now.  Judge MI6 is so cool - He's the real Daniel Craig. The military guy, Miki Miraj - I suggest nobody should mess with him. He rigs his hotel door every night with some alarm trigger thing for when he's asleep. He says there's a $50,000 bounty on his head. Go figure! (I could do with $50K)  And then the Commandante - She's been living in the jungle most of her life, so wears ear plugs all the time because the city is so noisy. I have to shout at her to be heard. That's scary shouting at a rebel fighter.

I filmed them when we were driving in the limo.